JANE (can be changed anytime)

dear diary
I have create you three days ago and already you feel like an old friend
and since I say nothing to you I am sure that you won't repeat it to anyone !
F

it's dingue what an hour's work can do.

Welcome to my blog

My name is Grommit and I am a very smart do.

I've swapped my master Wallace for a new butler called Fergusson.

He's quite handy to have around the house.